August: God of the Sun

August likes to make the sun work extra hard, to make everyday last longer, sun shine brighter, and make the fun last longer. If you could ever meet August face to face, you would be overwhelmed with the all heat and extreme brightness of him, but you would get past that and realize other things he does for you. Like help all the flower bloom, and help all the chicks get tan, and helps you burn more calories to fit into that size 4 again. We all enjoy August because he makes it the best time of the year to go to the beach and eat ice cream and just to enjoy the outdoors. I mean August can irritate you with all the heat, but in the middle of January you complain about how cold he is and wish for August, but when you get to him then complain about the heat. So you should just stop complaining about when it's too hot or too cold, and just enjoy yourself. Because as long as you're living you will have to deal with August and his brothers and sisters at least once a year.

But, when August is here this might also happen lmao.